Joke of the Day
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public?
A private tutor.
"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because, if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
Malaea Nelms |Pageant Queen
1994, when asked "If you could live forever, would you and why?"