Joke of the Day
Why did Grand Moff Tarkin insist on such a large exhaust port on the Death Star?
Even in something the size of a small moon, he had too much first-hand experience with Darth Vader's farts.
"I went to the thirtieth reunion of my preschool. I didn't want to go because I'd put on about a hundred pounds."
Wendy Liebman |Comedian, Actress