Joke of the Day
Why is it bad to make a boomerang out of a snake?
That's an idea that'll come back to bite you.
"They show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."
Jerry Seinfeld |Comedian, Actor