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What's the fastest way to start working on your second million dollar fortune?
Give up on the first one early.

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"There is no such thing as a new idea. It is impossible. We simply take a lot of old ideas and put them into a sort of mental kaleidoscope. We give them a turn and they make new and curious combinations. We keep on turning and making new combinations indefinitely; but they are the same old pieces of colored glass that have been in use through all the ages."
Mark Twain |Novelist, Humorist
Mark Twain's Own Autobiography: The Chapters from the North American Review
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